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Margo
oh
damn
my head hurts.
i'm in class
& is it really necessary for the 2nd person to come in to sit RIGHT BEHIND ME?
creeper.
hahaha

Emilbert
ew

Margo
srsly
i mish u

Emilbert
doesn't that person know about the 'do not sit within one seat of anybody' rule?

Margo
right?!
it's like using a urinal
duh

Emilbert
yeah i know you've used many of those in your time

Margo
hahaha

Emilbert
tbh even i don't use those very often. there's something about exposing my choochoo that doesn't settle with me

Margo
my boots are still wet from saturday.... i'm going to have wet feet.....
hahahaa

Emilbert
ew. i hope you're not wearing socks. wet socks are the worst.

Margo
i am.

Emilbert
o no
This combo of interesting topics just made me think about a combo of nasty things now. Thanks.
I just thought about having wet socks near a urinal with someone sitting behind me.

Margo
IS IT NECESSARY FOR THIS PERSON TO SIT IN FRONT OF ME
AND TAKE MY FOOTREST?!
hahahaa

Emilbert
NOOOOOO

Margo
there are tons of seats everywhere else

Emilbert
Are there a lot of seats left with nobody nearby?

Margo
why are people sitting near me

Emilbert
Ew.
Smell yourself. Maybe you have Eau de Bacon.

Margo
hahaha

Emilbert
Or wait. If you're on your macbook, that is probably the attractor

Margo
i am
byt why!
but*

Emilbert
actually i got it.
you're asian. they want to befriend you so they can copy off you later.

Margo
LOL

Emilbert
i win

Margo
hahahahahahhaha

i have to pee
but i'm on the other side of the room from the door
i'd have to walk in the front of the room to leave

Emilbert
o lawd

Margo
but i have over half an hour still in this class

Emilbert
sticky precidament

Margo
i should just go

Emilbert
oof
now you regret sitting there
that seat is the devil's seat

Margo
a little
hahaa
but it's right by the outlet
i dont have to bring my extention

Emilbert
Good News: It's by the outlet
Bad News: People crowd around you and you have to make a showy exit when going to the bathroom

Margo
bahahhaaa