062009

(415): did you know that car horns honk in the key of F? haha
(650) Either a) you need to stop having a tuner in your car or b) you have too much time on your hands when driving.

060909 kitty talk show

Emilburp (10:58:05 AM): Drew Carey is telling me to spay and neuter my pets.
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:25 AM): hahha
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:36 AM): my cat needs no spay
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM): she never sees boycats
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM):
Emilburp (11:00:02 AM): Lulz. But if she does get preggy you're totally gonna have a Maury/Springer moment
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:19 AM): LOL
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:20 AM): true.
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:42 AM): who's the tomcat who got my kitty preggers?!
Emilburp (11:01:25 AM): LOL I can imagine you going on the streets and DNA testing every male stray cat
a chinaa DOLL (11:02:07 AM): hahaha
Emilburp (11:04:22 AM): And I can imagine me yelling to the stray cats "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER"
a chinaa DOLL (11:04:50 AM): and then me crying.
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:00 AM): because i dont know who my baby's baby daddy is
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:01 AM): :[
Emilburp (11:06:23 AM): And then the audience of cats booing
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:45 AM): and then the stray cat's like *i told you!"
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:47 AM): in cat language
Emilburp (11:06:59 AM): I smell a hit show right there
Emilburp (11:07:20 AM): Add that to list: Kitty talk shows
Emilburp (11:09:00 AM): Either we could be geniuses with that idea or total idiots. But I smell a big hit with that show.
Emilburp (11:12:47 AM): Lolol and every time we say "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER", we can have keyboard cat play them off
a chinaa DOLL (11:13:05 AM): LOL YES

Emilburp (10:58:05 AM): Drew Carey is telling me to spay and neuter my pets.
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:25 AM): hahha
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:36 AM): my cat needs no spay
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM): she never sees boycats
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM):
Emilburp (11:00:02 AM): Lulz. But if she does get preggy you're totally gonna have a Maury/Springer moment
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:19 AM): LOL
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:20 AM): true.
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:42 AM): who's the tomcat who got my kitty preggers?!
Emilburp (11:01:25 AM): LOL I can imagine you going on the streets and DNA testing every male stray cat
a chinaa DOLL (11:02:07 AM): hahaha
Emilburp (11:04:22 AM): And I can imagine me yelling to the stray cats "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER"
a chinaa DOLL (11:04:50 AM): and then me crying.
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:00 AM): because i dont know who my baby's baby daddy is
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:01 AM): :[
Emilburp (11:06:23 AM): And then the audience of cats booing
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:45 AM): and then the stray cat's like *i told you!"
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:47 AM): in cat language
Emilburp (11:06:59 AM): I smell a hit show right there
Emilburp (11:07:20 AM): Add that to list: Kitty talk shows
Emilburp (11:09:00 AM): Either we could be geniuses with that idea or total idiots. But I smell a big hit with that show.
Emilburp (11:12:47 AM): Lolol and every time we say "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER", we can have keyboard cat play them off
a chinaa DOLL (11:13:05 AM): LOL YES

060909

Emilburp (12:54:17 PM): I FEEL RATERDED
Emilburp (12:54:23 PM): I just googled "am i drunk"

Emilburp (11:54:27 PM): omfg. my aunt told me that i asked the dog if i could sleep in her basket when i was drunk.