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Margo
oh
damn
my head hurts.
i'm in class
& is it really necessary for the 2nd person to come in to sit RIGHT BEHIND ME?
creeper.
hahaha

Emilbert
ew

Margo
srsly
i mish u

Emilbert
doesn't that person know about the 'do not sit within one seat of anybody' rule?

Margo
right?!
it's like using a urinal
duh

Emilbert
yeah i know you've used many of those in your time

Margo
hahaha

Emilbert
tbh even i don't use those very often. there's something about exposing my choochoo that doesn't settle with me

Margo
my boots are still wet from saturday.... i'm going to have wet feet.....
hahahaa

Emilbert
ew. i hope you're not wearing socks. wet socks are the worst.

Margo
i am.

Emilbert
o no
This combo of interesting topics just made me think about a combo of nasty things now. Thanks.
I just thought about having wet socks near a urinal with someone sitting behind me.

Margo
IS IT NECESSARY FOR THIS PERSON TO SIT IN FRONT OF ME
AND TAKE MY FOOTREST?!
hahahaa

Emilbert
NOOOOOO

Margo
there are tons of seats everywhere else

Emilbert
Are there a lot of seats left with nobody nearby?

Margo
why are people sitting near me

Emilbert
Ew.
Smell yourself. Maybe you have Eau de Bacon.

Margo
hahaha

Emilbert
Or wait. If you're on your macbook, that is probably the attractor

Margo
i am
byt why!
but*

Emilbert
actually i got it.
you're asian. they want to befriend you so they can copy off you later.

Margo
LOL

Emilbert
i win

Margo
hahahahahahhaha

i have to pee
but i'm on the other side of the room from the door
i'd have to walk in the front of the room to leave

Emilbert
o lawd

Margo
but i have over half an hour still in this class

Emilbert
sticky precidament

Margo
i should just go

Emilbert
oof
now you regret sitting there
that seat is the devil's seat

Margo
a little
hahaa
but it's right by the outlet
i dont have to bring my extention

Emilbert
Good News: It's by the outlet
Bad News: People crowd around you and you have to make a showy exit when going to the bathroom

Margo
bahahhaaa

011011

10:47:48 PM emilburp: I have a pokemon for you
10:47:50 PM achinaadoll: yay!
10:47:52 PM emilburp: Well it's a tim tam
10:47:56 PM emilburp: which sounds like a pokemon
10:48:03 PM achinaadoll: TIMTAM I CHOOSE YOU
10:48:09 PM emilburp: sounds right
10:48:14 PM emilburp: :D
10:48:45 PM achinaadoll: TIMTAM CHOCO BLAST!
10:49:02 PM emilburp: om nom nom
10:49:16 PM emilburp: I USE LICK ON TIM TAM
10:49:21 PM emilburp: AND BITE
10:49:28 PM emilburp: AND THEN HYPER BEEEEEAM
10:49:32 PM achinaadoll: TIMTAM HAS MELTED!
10:49:37 PM achinaadoll: TIMTAM! RETREAT!
10:49:45 PM achinaadoll: VEGEMITE I CHOOSE YOU
10:49:49 PM emilburp: O NO
10:49:52 PM emilburp: NOT VEGEMITE
10:50:01 PM achinaadoll: VEGEMITE! SPREAD ATTACK!
10:50:03 PM achinaadoll: o_O
10:50:04 PM achinaadoll: i think
10:50:05 PM emilburp: RETURN ME.
10:50:05 PM achinaadoll: lol
10:50:10 PM emilburp: I CHOOSE YOU - DIDGERIDOO
10:50:14 PM emilburp: LOL RHYME
10:50:18 PM achinaadoll: HAHAHAHAHA
10:51:20 PM achinaadoll: VEGEMITE. TOAST THROW
10:51:25 PM achinaadoll: k i'm out of attacks
10:51:38 PM emilburp: DIDGERIDOO USE LOW NOISE THING
10:51:55 PM emilburp: k yeah me too
10:51:59 PM achinaadoll: hahaha
10:52:03 PM achinaadoll: we just had a pokemon battle
10:52:06 PM achinaadoll: on adium
10:52:21 PM emilburp: o i'm on ichat sry :[
10:52:24 PM achinaadoll: oh
10:52:28 PM achinaadoll: why!
10:52:32 PM achinaadoll: i tohught you use adium
10:52:47 PM emilburp: b/c i heard ducks are bad today
10:53:13 PM emilburp: oregon ducks? idk.
10:53:26 PM achinaadoll: lol

achinaadoll
11:54:42 AM

i'm awesome
i know

Emilburp
11:54:52 AM
Yeah I know what would i do without you

achinaadoll
11:54:58 AM
what's that

Emilburp
11:55:10 AM
no lol sorry lack of punctuation
Yeah I know. Period. What would I do without you? Question Mark.

achinaadoll
11:55:27 AM
HAHAHAHA

022410

achinaadoll

11:08:15 PM

assets = liability + equity

emilburp

11:08:28 PM

uh sure

achinaadoll

11:09:21 PM

that's the only thing i'm retaining

emilburp

11:09:30 PM

oh lol

lol i think i'm having the same problem as you

i've been looking at the same question for about 30 minutes

just staring at it

reading it about 50 times

saying it each time in like a different accent, hoping that it'll make sense in maybe a british accent

achinaadoll

11:12:13 PM

hahahahaha

i think i give up

i mean i know the stuff

it's just hard for me to get it out fast

emilburp

11:15:59 PM

I can't. I have 7 problems to go.

achinaadoll

11:16:02 PM

lol

emilburp

11:16:11 PM

out of... a possible 8 problems.

okay okay pretty much i haven't started.

achinaadoll

11:16:22 PM

fail

bad student

*whack*

that was a ruler btw

oh the desk.

emilburp

11:16:38 PM

Does Jason know about this

oh

okay that's okay then

achinaadoll

11:16:44 PM

nothing sexual intended

hahahaha

021610 olympics

emilburp
10:58:43 PM
Overly flamboyant man is next


achinaadoll
10:58:45 PM
2014


emilburp
10:58:45 PM
or woman
10:58:50 PM
or idk


achinaadoll
10:58:53 PM
man
10:58:54 PM
rofl


emilburp
10:58:56 PM
lady gaga is next


achinaadoll
10:59:00 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

080109 drunkeness.

Emilburp (11:33:53 PM): did you read our texts together though

Emilburp (11:33:57 PM): i found them slightly amusing

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:13 PM): actually no i didnt

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:21 PM): they arent in my phone either

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:22 PM): hahaha

Emilburp (11:34:26 PM): lol

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:26 PM): can you send me them?

Emilburp (11:34:32 PM): i'll just tell you em

Emilburp (11:34:38 PM): not tlel

Emilburp (11:34:38 PM): type

Emilburp (11:35:13 PM): You: hi ilm drunk

Emilburp (11:35:26 PM): Me: At least you're sober enough to know that I'm awake at 1:49 am

Emilburp (11:35:37 PM): You: heroooooooo! text form las nigt?

Emilburp (11:35:59 PM): Me: No it's you that has to say something funny first. Then I say something witty to counter it. Say something funny first.

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:07 PM): hahahahaha

Emilburp (11:36:31 PM): And then no response

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:40 PM): oh that's when jason toook my phone

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:45 PM): because i had it in my lap

Emilburp (11:36:46 PM): I'd say yeah

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:49 PM): then i stood up

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:50 PM): and it fell

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:53 PM): and he was like MARGO

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:59 PM): then i crawled awayu

Emilburp (11:37:14 PM): oh lawd

Emilburp (11:37:43 PM): but yeah

Emilburp (11:37:48 PM): you didn't say anything TFLN worthy

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:34 PM): haha aw

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:41 PM): i'll be more entertaining next time

Emilburp (11:38:46 PM): Okay thanks

Emilburp (11:38:51 PM): For both of our sakes

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:56 PM): hahaha

Emilburp (11:39:11 PM): Or wait. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get wasted on my birthday

Emilburp (11:39:16 PM): So I'll go first then

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:08 PM): hahaha but my birthday is before yours

Emilburp (11:40:13 PM): oh

Emilburp (11:40:19 PM): you're gonna get wasted on your 20th?

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:24 PM): maybe

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:26 PM): hahaha

Emilburp (11:40:30 PM): lolkk

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:37 PM): not to the point where i throw up though

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:40 PM): that was no bueno

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:40 PM): at all

Emilburp (11:40:48 PM): okay

Emilburp (11:40:58 PM): just to the point where you start texting fun stuff

a chinaa DOLL (11:41:05 PM): yah

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:30 PM): wait.

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:34 PM): you're coming to the BBQ.

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:39 PM): WHY WOULD I DRUNK TEXT YOU.

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:41 PM): if you're going to be there

Emilburp (11:44:43 PM): hahahah

Emilburp (11:45:06 PM): Me: IMMM ON TE SLIED DRUUKN

Emilburp (11:45:20 PM): You: IMM ON TE SWIGNGS DRUUNK

a chinaa DOLL (11:45:29 PM): hahahahahahahaha

Emilburp (11:45:46 PM): *on the cliff*

a chinaa DOLL (11:45:55 PM): oh lord!

Emilburp (11:45:56 PM): Me: LUK T ME IM A BURD

a chinaa DOLL (11:45:56 PM): hahaha