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emilburp (11:07:55 PM): k so my mum gave me some sort of candy today
emilburp (11:08:08 PM): she said it's good b/c it gives you calcium
emilburp (11:08:11 PM): i ate it
emilburp (11:08:18 PM): and then i saw the box she got it from
emilburp (11:08:38 PM): it was "Viactiv" which is a woman's vitamin candy
a chinaa DOLL (11:08:45 PM): LOL
a chinaa DOLL (11:08:47 PM): I HAVE THAT
a chinaa DOLL (11:08:52 PM): THE CHOCOLATE ONE?
emilburp (11:08:53 PM): And then I told my mom "DAMNIT. NOW I'M GOING TO GROW A VAGINA THANKS TO YOU"
emilburp (11:08:56 PM): yeah lol
a chinaa DOLL (11:08:57 PM): hahaha
a chinaa DOLL (11:09:00 PM): i have that
a chinaa DOLL (11:09:01 PM): i dont like it
emilburp (11:09:03 PM): a vagina?
emilburp (11:09:06 PM): you don't like it?
a chinaa DOLL (11:09:09 PM): i should eat it though
emilburp (11:09:16 PM): you should eat vagina? O_O

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a chinaa DOLL (1:12:12 AM): my cat said oww

a chinaa DOLL (1:12:13 AM): oww

a chinaa DOLL (1:12:14 AM): oww

emilburp (1:12:23 AM): oh noz

emilburp (1:12:31 AM): yer cat's broken

emilburp (1:12:39 AM): it's missing the mee part in the beginning

a chinaa DOLL (1:12:45 AM): haah

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a chinaa DOLL (12:29:30 AM): one advantage mystery has over they students is his height

a chinaa DOLL (12:29:37 AM): he's like a giraffe

emilburp (12:29:41 AM): true

a chinaa DOLL (12:29:51 AM): because when i'm watching the students in the field

a chinaa DOLL (12:29:58 AM): they look SO AWKARD

emilburp (12:29:59 AM): and goggles. I think those halp a lot.

a chinaa DOLL (12:30:03 AM): hahaha

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emilburp (8:44:01 PM): I'm gonna go watch Bond in an hour

a chinaa DOLL (8:44:04 PM): yay

a chinaa DOLL (8:44:11 PM): what is

emilburp (8:44:12 PM): And gonna be off to Reno in 10 hours

a chinaa DOLL (8:44:13 PM): quantam

a chinaa DOLL (8:44:15 PM): and solace

emilburp (8:44:22 PM): no idea but it sounds cool

emilburp (8:45:07 PM): Quantum = little bit

emilburp (8:45:23 PM): Solace = comfort

emilburp (8:45:32 PM): Bond is going to have a little bit of comfort

a chinaa DOLL (8:45:58 PM): lollol

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emilburp (12:52:44 AM): lol i'm so hilarious

emilburp (12:52:50 AM): i wish i was you so i could talk to me

a chinaa DOLL (12:52:57 AM): lol

a chinaa DOLL (12:53:01 AM): if you wish you were me

a chinaa DOLL (12:53:05 AM): you'd have a sleepy leg

a chinaa DOLL (12:53:07 AM): and hafta pee

a chinaa DOLL (12:53:09 AM): brb!

emilburp (12:53:13 AM): it's okay

emilburp (12:53:17 AM): i can pee on my leg

emilburp (12:53:18 AM): kk hb

a chinaa DOLL (12:55:46 AM): k hai

emilburp (12:55:51 AM): hai

a chinaa DOLL (12:55:52 AM): wtdf my back hurts too now

emilburp (12:56:12 AM): wow how does pee + cramp -> backache?

a chinaa DOLL (12:56:25 AM): lol i dunno.

a chinaa DOLL (12:56:29 AM): i'm a

a chinaa DOLL (12:56:33 AM): whats the word

a chinaa DOLL (12:56:38 AM): another word for mystery

emilburp (12:56:54 AM): paradox?

a chinaa DOLL (12:56:55 AM): conundrum

emilburp (12:56:58 AM): you're a pick up artist

emilburp (12:57:00 AM): i win

a chinaa DOLL (12:57:01 AM): LOL

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a chinaa DOLL (11:09:08 PM): i remember when i first got my first set of keys

a chinaa DOLL (11:09:11 PM): i felt so grown up

emilburp (11:09:20 PM): Lolol

emilburp (11:09:55 PM): I remember when i got my first circumsision. i felt so grown up.

a chinaa DOLL (11:10:06 PM): but this was also the same time i found out i had to walk home alone

a chinaa DOLL (11:10:07 PM): LOL

emilburp (11:10:19 PM): I misspelled a word

emilburp (11:10:22 PM): I feel stupid now

a chinaa DOLL (11:10:29 PM): haha

emilburp (11:36:24 PM): Board

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:34 PM): same

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:37 PM): i hafta pee

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:41 PM): but my leg cramped up

emilburp (11:36:51 PM): oh noz

emilburp (11:36:53 PM): pee on your leg

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:58 PM): O_o

emilburp (11:37:07 PM): it'll uncramp it obv

a chinaa DOLL (11:37:20 PM): lol

a chinaa DOLL (11:37:23 PM): i REALLY hafta pee.

a chinaa DOLL (11:37:26 PM): k brb

emilburp (11:37:44 PM): khb

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:26 PM): khai

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:31 PM): i'm cold now

emilburp (11:38:32 PM): wash hands

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:42 PM): losing all those warm fluids made me lose warmth in my body

emilburp (11:39:19 PM): Put cold fluids in yer body then

emilburp (11:39:29 PM): douche with cold water

a chinaa DOLL (11:39:36 PM): O_o

emilburp (11:39:40 PM): k i give this conversation a 3.5 awkward turtles out of a possible 5

a chinaa DOLL (11:39:49 PM): hahaha\

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a chinaa DOLL (11:28:42 PM): i think i have heartburn

a chinaa DOLL (11:28:46 PM): how do you know if you have it?>

emilburp (11:29:00 PM): if you breathe in it hurts in the heart area lol

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:06 PM): oh

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:17 PM): i'm not exactly sure where my heart is

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:20 PM): i know it's on my left

emilburp (11:29:22 PM): aww

emilburp (11:29:24 PM): that's deep

emilburp (11:29:26 PM): lol

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:29 PM): but i heard it's closer to the middle

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:30 PM): LOL

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:37 PM): i wasn't trying to be.

emilburp (11:29:48 PM): lolol

emilburp (11:29:51 PM): well it was

a chinaa DOLL (11:30:03 PM): lol

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a chinaa D O L L (12:30:50 AM): mi cabeza es muy dolor.

a chinaa D O L L (12:30:55 AM): i know that's completely wrong..

a chinaa D O L L (12:31:01 AM): but that's all i remember

emilburp (12:31:16 AM): i took french so i'm gonna guess the phrase

emilburp (12:31:26 AM): My cabbage is very dollar

emilburp (12:31:27 AM): I win

a chinaa D O L L (12:31:29 AM): AHAHHAHA

a chinaa D O L L (12:31:39 AM): hahahahahaha

a chinaa D O L L (12:31:42 AM): oh my goodness.

emilburp (12:31:59 AM): what was it?

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:08 AM): my head is very hurtinbg

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:12 AM): or my head hurts a lot

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:13 AM): or something

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:15 AM): i dunno

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:15 AM): hahaha

emilburp (12:32:21 AM): i was close

emilburp (12:32:24 AM): head.. cabbage...

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:26 AM): hahaha

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:29 AM): hurt.. dollar..

emilburp (12:32:40 AM): head of lettuce... lettuce looks like cabbage

emilburp (12:32:50 AM): hurts when you spend money.. money = dollar...

a chinaa D O L L (12:32:54 AM): roflllllll./

emilburp (12:33:01 AM): So I'm pretty much correct

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oh margo go (3:11:04 PM): my ankle

emilburp (3:11:13 PM): Bandaid?

oh margo go (3:11:41 PM): no

oh margo go (3:11:43 PM): haha

oh margo go (3:11:47 PM): big pain

oh margo go (3:11:51 PM): i love unlimited text

oh margo go (3:11:52 PM): xD

emilburp (3:12:04 PM): lol oh lawd

emilburp (3:12:14 PM): You need to stop texting with your ankle

oh margo go (3:12:23 PM): LOL

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emilburp (12:10:05 AM): have you ever urbandictionaried your name?

emilburp (12:10:43 AM): Margo - she's really cool! she makes me think of the sun when I think of her

oh margo go (12:11:04 AM): hahaha

emilburp (12:11:07 AM): Chui - Used as the indirect object of a ver; to call a person; homeboy

emilburp (12:11:18 AM): So you're a really cool homeboy

oh margo go (12:11:22 AM): yay

oh margo go (12:11:25 AM): i'm really cool

emilburp (12:11:47 AM): Me on the otherhand... I don't have it very well

emilburp (12:11:55 AM): In terms of urbandictionary

oh margo go (12:12:11 AM): well

oh margo go (12:12:14 AM): you're not dreinfed.

oh margo go (12:12:15 AM): defined

oh margo go (12:12:16 AM): haha

emilburp (12:12:20 AM): Emil - A man with an extremely large penis (12 inches)

oh margo go (12:12:24 AM): ROFL

oh margo go (12:12:30 AM): how do you not have it very ewll?

emilburp (12:12:31 AM): HOWEVER

oh margo go (12:12:33 AM): hahaha

emilburp (12:12:51 AM): DeLeon - An extremely small penis, esp. one that does not stand out past the pubic hair when fully erect

emilburp (12:12:58 AM): So I'm pretty much a walking oxymoron

oh margo go (12:13:02 AM): HAHAHAHAHAA

emilburp (12:13:50 AM): Lolol NOW do you see how I does not have it very well?

oh margo go (12:14:18 AM): ahahah

emilburp (12:14:51 AM): You're a really cool homeboy. I'm a big small penis

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emilburp (7:28:16 PM): lol kk i'll bring mr. mac
a chinaa DOLL (7:28:21 PM): coooool.
emilburp (7:28:26 PM): wait. it has a hole.
emilburp (7:28:29 PM): miss mac
a chinaa DOLL (7:28:29 PM): I dont think i'm getting mine anytime soon
a chinaa DOLL (7:28:33 PM): :/
emilburp (7:28:33 PM): MISS MARY MAC
a chinaa DOLL (7:28:36 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
emilburp (7:28:37 PM): ALL DRESSED IN BLACK
a chinaa DOLL (7:28:42 PM): ROFLMAO
emilburp (7:28:49 PM): Yay you named my mac
a chinaa DOLL (7:31:08 PM): i love how you jumoed from
a chinaa DOLL (7:31:09 PM): mr mac
a chinaa DOLL (7:31:11 PM): to miss mac
a chinaa DOLL (7:31:14 PM): to miss mary mac.
emilburp (7:31:19 PM): lolol
emilburp (7:31:44 PM): i'm gonna assume that the macbook airs are the males and the regulars are the females cuz the females have a cd-rom vagina
a chinaa DOLL (7:32:03 PM): hahahahaa.