080109 drunkeness.

Emilburp (11:33:53 PM): did you read our texts together though

Emilburp (11:33:57 PM): i found them slightly amusing

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:13 PM): actually no i didnt

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:21 PM): they arent in my phone either

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:22 PM): hahaha

Emilburp (11:34:26 PM): lol

a chinaa DOLL (11:34:26 PM): can you send me them?

Emilburp (11:34:32 PM): i'll just tell you em

Emilburp (11:34:38 PM): not tlel

Emilburp (11:34:38 PM): type

Emilburp (11:35:13 PM): You: hi ilm drunk

Emilburp (11:35:26 PM): Me: At least you're sober enough to know that I'm awake at 1:49 am

Emilburp (11:35:37 PM): You: heroooooooo! text form las nigt?

Emilburp (11:35:59 PM): Me: No it's you that has to say something funny first. Then I say something witty to counter it. Say something funny first.

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:07 PM): hahahahaha

Emilburp (11:36:31 PM): And then no response

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:40 PM): oh that's when jason toook my phone

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:45 PM): because i had it in my lap

Emilburp (11:36:46 PM): I'd say yeah

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:49 PM): then i stood up

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:50 PM): and it fell

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:53 PM): and he was like MARGO

a chinaa DOLL (11:36:59 PM): then i crawled awayu

Emilburp (11:37:14 PM): oh lawd

Emilburp (11:37:43 PM): but yeah

Emilburp (11:37:48 PM): you didn't say anything TFLN worthy

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:34 PM): haha aw

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:41 PM): i'll be more entertaining next time

Emilburp (11:38:46 PM): Okay thanks

Emilburp (11:38:51 PM): For both of our sakes

a chinaa DOLL (11:38:56 PM): hahaha

Emilburp (11:39:11 PM): Or wait. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get wasted on my birthday

Emilburp (11:39:16 PM): So I'll go first then

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:08 PM): hahaha but my birthday is before yours

Emilburp (11:40:13 PM): oh

Emilburp (11:40:19 PM): you're gonna get wasted on your 20th?

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:24 PM): maybe

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:26 PM): hahaha

Emilburp (11:40:30 PM): lolkk

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:37 PM): not to the point where i throw up though

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:40 PM): that was no bueno

a chinaa DOLL (11:40:40 PM): at all

Emilburp (11:40:48 PM): okay

Emilburp (11:40:58 PM): just to the point where you start texting fun stuff

a chinaa DOLL (11:41:05 PM): yah

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:30 PM): wait.

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:34 PM): you're coming to the BBQ.

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:39 PM): WHY WOULD I DRUNK TEXT YOU.

a chinaa DOLL (11:44:41 PM): if you're going to be there

Emilburp (11:44:43 PM): hahahah

Emilburp (11:45:06 PM): Me: IMMM ON TE SLIED DRUUKN

Emilburp (11:45:20 PM): You: IMM ON TE SWIGNGS DRUUNK

a chinaa DOLL (11:45:29 PM): hahahahahahahaha

Emilburp (11:45:46 PM): *on the cliff*

a chinaa DOLL (11:45:55 PM): oh lord!

Emilburp (11:45:56 PM): Me: LUK T ME IM A BURD

a chinaa DOLL (11:45:56 PM): hahaha

072109 pho

a chinaa DOLL (1:00:41 AM): http://phogardensf.com/page.php?Page=team

a chinaa DOLL (1:00:45 AM): i kinda want to try that

Emilburp (1:00:47 AM): woah

Emilburp (1:01:03 AM): DAMN

a chinaa DOLL (1:01:20 AM): i think i could do it.

a chinaa DOLL (1:01:25 AM): i'm true A-Z-N.

Emilburp (1:01:26 AM): me2

a chinaa DOLL (1:01:35 AM): pho is not that filling honestly

a chinaa DOLL (1:01:46 AM): i think because i ate it for half my life.

Emilburp (1:03:31 AM): I lurve pho

a chinaa DOLL (1:03:40 AM): mee too

a chinaa DOLL (1:04:48 AM): i want some now lol

Emilburp (1:04:59 AM): me2 fk

Emilburp (1:05:02 AM): look whatchu did

a chinaa DOLL (1:05:11 AM): lol no 24/7 pho place

a chinaa DOLL (1:05:12 AM):

Emilburp (1:05:24 AM): we'll make one

Emilburp (1:05:27 AM): it'll be called

a chinaa DOLL (1:05:35 AM): FI FIE FI PHO

Emilburp (1:05:36 AM): um

a chinaa DOLL (1:05:45 AM): FI FIE FO PHO

Emilburp (1:05:48 AM): Pho-latio

a chinaa DOLL (1:05:53 AM): LOL

Emilburp (1:06:16 AM): or not

Emilburp (1:06:17 AM): lol

Emilburp (1:06:27 AM): People might go to the shop asking for happy endings

a chinaa DOLL (1:06:49 AM): haha

a chinaa DOLL (1:06:55 AM): especially if azn wimminz work there.

Emilburp (1:07:32 AM): And then if it's open 24/7 we'll make our motto "We open Twenty-Pho Hours"

a chinaa DOLL (1:07:47 AM): hahahahaa

062009

(415): did you know that car horns honk in the key of F? haha
(650) Either a) you need to stop having a tuner in your car or b) you have too much time on your hands when driving.

060909 kitty talk show

Emilburp (10:58:05 AM): Drew Carey is telling me to spay and neuter my pets.
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:25 AM): hahha
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:36 AM): my cat needs no spay
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM): she never sees boycats
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM):
Emilburp (11:00:02 AM): Lulz. But if she does get preggy you're totally gonna have a Maury/Springer moment
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:19 AM): LOL
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:20 AM): true.
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:42 AM): who's the tomcat who got my kitty preggers?!
Emilburp (11:01:25 AM): LOL I can imagine you going on the streets and DNA testing every male stray cat
a chinaa DOLL (11:02:07 AM): hahaha
Emilburp (11:04:22 AM): And I can imagine me yelling to the stray cats "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER"
a chinaa DOLL (11:04:50 AM): and then me crying.
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:00 AM): because i dont know who my baby's baby daddy is
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:01 AM): :[
Emilburp (11:06:23 AM): And then the audience of cats booing
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:45 AM): and then the stray cat's like *i told you!"
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:47 AM): in cat language
Emilburp (11:06:59 AM): I smell a hit show right there
Emilburp (11:07:20 AM): Add that to list: Kitty talk shows
Emilburp (11:09:00 AM): Either we could be geniuses with that idea or total idiots. But I smell a big hit with that show.
Emilburp (11:12:47 AM): Lolol and every time we say "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER", we can have keyboard cat play them off
a chinaa DOLL (11:13:05 AM): LOL YES

Emilburp (10:58:05 AM): Drew Carey is telling me to spay and neuter my pets.
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:25 AM): hahha
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:36 AM): my cat needs no spay
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM): she never sees boycats
a chinaa DOLL (10:58:40 AM):
Emilburp (11:00:02 AM): Lulz. But if she does get preggy you're totally gonna have a Maury/Springer moment
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:19 AM): LOL
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:20 AM): true.
a chinaa DOLL (11:00:42 AM): who's the tomcat who got my kitty preggers?!
Emilburp (11:01:25 AM): LOL I can imagine you going on the streets and DNA testing every male stray cat
a chinaa DOLL (11:02:07 AM): hahaha
Emilburp (11:04:22 AM): And I can imagine me yelling to the stray cats "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER"
a chinaa DOLL (11:04:50 AM): and then me crying.
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:00 AM): because i dont know who my baby's baby daddy is
a chinaa DOLL (11:05:01 AM): :[
Emilburp (11:06:23 AM): And then the audience of cats booing
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:45 AM): and then the stray cat's like *i told you!"
a chinaa DOLL (11:06:47 AM): in cat language
Emilburp (11:06:59 AM): I smell a hit show right there
Emilburp (11:07:20 AM): Add that to list: Kitty talk shows
Emilburp (11:09:00 AM): Either we could be geniuses with that idea or total idiots. But I smell a big hit with that show.
Emilburp (11:12:47 AM): Lolol and every time we say "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER", we can have keyboard cat play them off
a chinaa DOLL (11:13:05 AM): LOL YES

060909

Emilburp (12:54:17 PM): I FEEL RATERDED
Emilburp (12:54:23 PM): I just googled "am i drunk"

Emilburp (11:54:27 PM): omfg. my aunt told me that i asked the dog if i could sleep in her basket when i was drunk.

052509

a chinaa DOLL (1:17:02 AM): i want to grill with guy gieri

a chinaa DOLL (1:17:06 AM): fieri

Emilburp (1:20:21 AM): I want to..

Emilburp (1:21:07 AM): umm

Emilburp (1:21:11 AM): bam with emeril

Emilburp (1:21:13 AM): wait

Emilburp (1:21:15 AM): that sounds nasty

a chinaa DOLL (1:21:17 AM): LOL

051809

Margo: You should go to Australia
Emilbert: I'll bring you back a kangaroo or a wallaby
Margo: Wallabies are fine. They're small and cute.
Emilbert: I'll bring back some vegemite.
Margo: Is that a Pokémon?



(Vegemite (pronounced /ˈvɛdʒəˌmaɪt/)^[1] is a dark brown food paste made from yeast extract.)

So yes Margo, Vegemite is definitely a Pokémon.

051809

Emilbert called me fat kinda skinny.

(Edited by Emilbert)

List of freebies!

1. $10 80stees
2. autographed book
3. Murray poster
4. Wacom Bamboo (Emilbert)
5. Orange Julius

List of things to do

1. Open up a cake shop like Charm City Cakes, but only make them 3ft and under.
2. Create a new form of reality tv show
3. Start our own acapella group
4. Live in a country long enough to have their accents rub off on us (ie. England, Austrailia, South Africa)
5. Start an improv group
6. Go to a haunted house.
7. Kitty talk shows
8. Ride a dune buggy

050709

Emilburp (8:43:16 PM): Here's my pick-up line. Will it get me any wimminz?
Emilburp (8:43:32 PM): Daaang girl. You're so sexy you're making me sick. I think you just gave me a case of FIIIIINE FLU.

a chinaa DOLL (11:21:53 PM): do you know of greg patillo?

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:04 PM): the beatboxing flautist?

Emilburp (11:22:09 PM): yessss

Emilburp (11:22:11 PM): he's god

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:23 PM): RIGHT

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:24 PM): haha

Emilburp (11:22:30 PM): Learn to do that k?

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:36 PM): haaha i'm watching the peter and the wolf video

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:38 PM): it's high pitched

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:41 PM): and it wokeup anabel

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:46 PM): and she doesnt know what it is

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:47 PM): haha

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:56 PM): dude i wish i could play like that

a chinaa DOLL (11:22:57 PM): his trills

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:03 PM): are perfection.

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:16 PM): i mean his rolls

Emilburp (11:23:20 PM): Lulz

Emilburp (11:23:24 PM): Stop looking at his rolls

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:31 PM): i was always one of the very few who could roll

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:34 PM): hahahahaa

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:40 PM): everytime people tried

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:42 PM): they spit

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:44 PM): -__-

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:56 PM): mrs martinez taught me how to roll

a chinaa DOLL (11:23:57 PM): hahha

Emilburp (11:24:11 PM): Mrs. Martinez is god too

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:16 PM): she's mrs. god

Emilburp (11:24:16 PM): goddess

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:20 PM): lol

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:28 PM): she was like

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:33 PM): "can you roll your tongue?"

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:37 PM): "yes? *roll*"

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:45 PM): "now put a flute in front of it"

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:50 PM): "BLOW MORE!"

a chinaa DOLL (11:24:52 PM): \WOOOO

Emilburp (11:24:59 PM): nice

a chinaa DOLL (11:25:10 PM): I WANT TO SEE IF I CAN STILL DO IT HAHA

Emilburp (11:25:24 PM): Anabel's gonna be even more in WTF mode

Emilburp (11:26:37 PM): I'm gonna be the first beatboxing clarinetist

Emilburp (11:26:53 PM): Either that or I'm going to be the first to choke on their clarinet.

a chinaa DOLL (11:26:57 PM): hahaha

050409 masked magician

Emilburp (10:36:23 PM): That's magic to me

a chinaa DOLL (10:36:31 PM): lol

a chinaa DOLL (10:36:33 PM): MAGNETS

a chinaa DOLL (10:36:41 PM): jk i dunno

Emilburp (10:36:50 PM): lever behind him putting him up and down?

Emilburp (10:36:55 PM): Lulz iono pass

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:06 PM): no cuz the frame went around him

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:15 PM): uh nvm?

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:19 PM): wowwow.

Emilburp (10:37:21 PM): it's liek a vagina

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:25 PM): LOL

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:47 PM): LOL I WAS RIGHT.

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:49 PM): kind of.

Emilburp (10:37:49 PM): WE BOTH WERE RIGHT

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:51 PM): haahahahaha

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:52 PM): wooooo!

a chinaa DOLL (10:37:58 PM): duude.

a chinaa DOLL (10:38:02 PM): this is like

a chinaa DOLL (10:38:03 PM): a day.

042609 iron chef

Emilburp (9:49:24 PM): We should play a drinking game during Iron Chef

a chinaa DOLL (9:49:26 PM): i forget if it's a k or a c

a chinaa DOLL (9:49:28 PM): lol

Emilburp (9:49:31 PM): Every time they say the secret ingredient

Emilburp (9:49:33 PM): Take a shot

Emilburp (9:49:45 PM): We're gonna get waaaaaasted

Emilburp (9:49:46 PM): Butter

Emilburp (9:49:47 PM): Butter

a chinaa DOLL (9:49:48 PM): HAHAHA

Emilburp (9:49:49 PM): Butter

Emilburp (9:49:49 PM): Butter

Emilburp (9:49:50 PM): Butter

Emilburp (9:49:52 PM): Butter

040109 april fools!

a chinaa DOLL (12:12:55 AM): i'm cold

Emilburp (12:13:12 AM): Are you April Fooling me and you're actually warm

a chinaa DOLL (12:13:27 AM): no i'm actually cold

a chinaa DOLL (12:13:34 AM): wtf my cat is sitting in a corner

a chinaa DOLL (12:13:38 AM): like i banished her there

Emilburp (12:13:59 AM): Are you April Fooling me and your cat is actually sitting near the middle of the room

a chinaa DOLL (12:14:37 AM): hahaha

a chinaa DOLL (12:14:43 AM): no.

a chinaa DOLL (12:15:24 AM): and now she's crying

a chinaa DOLL (12:15:36 AM): no i'm not april foolsing you

a chinaa DOLL (12:15:40 AM): she's not laughing

Emilburp (12:15:44 AM): I wasn't gonna ask

a chinaa DOLL (12:15:48 AM): oh.

Emilburp (12:15:57 AM): I totally April Fooled you into thinking that I was though

a chinaa DOLL (12:16:02 AM): ahahhaah

033109

a chinaa DOLL (10:38:33 PM): i ran!

Emilburp (10:38:38 PM): iraq

033009

Emilburp (1:06:38 AM): K NIGHT

Emilburp (1:06:41 AM): <3

Emilburp (1:06:49 AM): I beat you to sleeping. World coming to end.

Emilburp (1:07:05 AM): Unless you pulled a sleep before me and left me hanging

Emilburp (1:07:10 AM): OH NOZ NOT AGAIN

Emilburp (1:07:36 AM): Emilburp: Night Margo <3

Emilburp (1:07:43 AM): Margo: Night Emilbert <3

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032909

Emilburp (11:28:37 PM): Hay random question but have you been getting bug bites lately lol

a chinaa DOLL (11:28:51 PM): i have one on my leg

a chinaa DOLL (11:28:54 PM): just one though

Emilburp (11:29:00 PM): recently?

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:02 PM): yeah

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:05 PM): today

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:06 PM): i think

Emilburp (11:29:12 PM): awesomely weird

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:16 PM): lolwhy

Emilburp (11:29:26 PM): I got two this week

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:33 PM): K WTF

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:35 PM): ANOTHER FLUY

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:36 PM): FLY

Emilburp (11:29:42 PM): And my bro bro got one too

Emilburp (11:29:46 PM): And my parents too

a chinaa DOLL (11:29:57 PM): oh but it didnt suicide.

Emilburp (11:29:59 PM): And my cousins got them and they live 3 blocks away

a chinaa DOLL (11:30:02 PM): it flew away

a chinaa DOLL (11:30:03 PM): hahaha

a chinaa DOLL (11:30:05 PM): and i got one

Emilburp (11:30:13 PM): It's weeeeeird

a chinaa DOLL (11:30:13 PM): i live in a different city

a chinaa DOLL (11:30:19 PM): it's the heat

Emilburp (11:30:45 PM): Yaw probably

Emilburp (11:31:13 PM): Congratulations California. You has a plague.