Monday, May 25, 2009

052509

a chinaa DOLL (1:17:02 AM): i want to grill with guy gieri
a chinaa DOLL (1:17:06 AM): fieri
Emilburp (1:20:21 AM): I want to..
Emilburp (1:21:07 AM): umm
Emilburp (1:21:11 AM): bam with emeril
Emilburp (1:21:13 AM): wait
Emilburp (1:21:15 AM): that sounds nasty
a chinaa DOLL (1:21:17 AM): LOL

Monday, May 18, 2009

051809

Margo: You should go to Australia
Emilbert: I'll bring you back a kangaroo or a wallaby
Margo: Wallabies are fine. They're small and cute.
Emilbert: I'll bring back some vegemite.
Margo: Is that a Pokémon?



(Vegemite (pronounced /ˈvɛdʒəˌmaɪt/)[1] is a dark brown food paste made from yeast extract.)

So yes Margo, Vegemite is definitely a Pokémon.

051809

Emilbert called me fat kinda skinny.

(Edited by Emilbert)

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

List of freebies!

1. $10 80stees
2. autographed book
3. Murray poster
4. Wacom Bamboo (Emilbert)
5. Orange Julius

List of things to do

1. Open up a cake shop like Charm City Cakes, but only make them 3ft and under.
2. Create a new form of reality tv show
3. Start our own acapella group
4. Live in a country long enough to have their accents rub off on us (ie. England, Austrailia, South Africa)
5. Start an improv group
6. Go to a haunted house.
7. Kitty talk shows
8. Ride a dune buggy

Thursday, May 7, 2009

050709

Emilburp (8:43:16 PM): Here's my pick-up line. Will it get me any wimminz?
Emilburp (8:43:32 PM): Daaang girl. You're so sexy you're making me sick. I think you just gave me a case of FIIIIINE FLU.

a chinaa DOLL (11:21:53 PM): do you know of greg patillo?
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:04 PM): the beatboxing flautist?
Emilburp (11:22:09 PM): yessss
Emilburp (11:22:11 PM): he's god
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:23 PM): RIGHT
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:24 PM): haha
Emilburp (11:22:30 PM): Learn to do that k?
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:36 PM): haaha i'm watching the peter and the wolf video
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:38 PM): it's high pitched
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:41 PM): and it wokeup anabel
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:46 PM): and she doesnt know what it is
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:47 PM): haha
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:56 PM): dude i wish i could play like that
a chinaa DOLL (11:22:57 PM): his trills
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:03 PM): are perfection.
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:16 PM): i mean his rolls
Emilburp (11:23:20 PM): Lulz
Emilburp (11:23:24 PM): Stop looking at his rolls
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:31 PM): i was always one of the very few who could roll
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:34 PM): hahahahaa
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:40 PM): everytime people tried
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:42 PM): they spit
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:44 PM): -__-
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:56 PM): mrs martinez taught me how to roll
a chinaa DOLL (11:23:57 PM): hahha
Emilburp (11:24:11 PM): Mrs. Martinez is god too
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:16 PM): she's mrs. god
Emilburp (11:24:16 PM): goddess
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:20 PM): lol
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:28 PM): she was like
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:33 PM): "can you roll your tongue?"
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:37 PM): "yes? *roll*"
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:45 PM): "now put a flute in front of it"
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:50 PM): "BLOW MORE!"
a chinaa DOLL (11:24:52 PM): \WOOOO
Emilburp (11:24:59 PM): nice
a chinaa DOLL (11:25:10 PM): I WANT TO SEE IF I CAN STILL DO IT HAHA
Emilburp (11:25:24 PM): Anabel's gonna be even more in WTF mode
Emilburp (11:26:37 PM): I'm gonna be the first beatboxing clarinetist
Emilburp (11:26:53 PM): Either that or I'm going to be the first to choke on their clarinet.
a chinaa DOLL (11:26:57 PM): hahaha

Monday, May 4, 2009

050409 masked magician

Emilburp (10:36:23 PM): That's magic to me
a chinaa DOLL (10:36:31 PM): lol
a chinaa DOLL (10:36:33 PM): MAGNETS
a chinaa DOLL (10:36:41 PM): jk i dunno
Emilburp (10:36:50 PM): lever behind him putting him up and down?
Emilburp (10:36:55 PM): Lulz iono pass
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:06 PM): no cuz the frame went around him
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:15 PM): uh nvm?
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:19 PM): wowwow.
Emilburp (10:37:21 PM): it's liek a vagina
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:25 PM): LOL
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:47 PM): LOL I WAS RIGHT.
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:49 PM): kind of.
Emilburp (10:37:49 PM): WE BOTH WERE RIGHT
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:51 PM): haahahahaha
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:52 PM): wooooo!
a chinaa DOLL (10:37:58 PM): duude.
a chinaa DOLL (10:38:02 PM): this is like
a chinaa DOLL (10:38:03 PM): a day.